my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

(Source: tridant, via northofsavanna)
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First day of school:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
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End of school year:
1 pencil you found in the hallway.
Use of Profanity With Age
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8 years old:
oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
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18 years old:
WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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